otakon adventures pt 1
honey pockets. pepsi pillow. sprinkle sheets.
on friday shad+derp+bea foolishly decided to let me into their hotel room. i had been collecting honey packets from starbucks because they are delicious so i asked anyone if they wanted any. someone said they could use them with coffee so I responded by pulling gobs of honey packets out of my pockets and throwing them at the coffee machine. the room became filled with honey packets.
that morning i woke up at 8am in a sleep-deprived stupor and decided i needed a drink before i got up, so i reached for a nearby diet coke bottle and unscrewed it. i then proceeded to pour about half of it onto my pillow. i immediately realized my mistake and threw a towel onto the pillow but after several moments of embarrassed scrubbing it still looked like I shit all over it.
then i got up and realized there was a huge, sticky mess encroaching on my crotch, emanating from the inside of my pants. my worst fears had been realized. one of the honey packets in my pocket had exploded when i had rolled over it in my sleep.
the next night i wasnt sleeping in the room but someone found sprinkles in the sheets of one of the beds. there was no possible way it was me but i’d like to think it was my fault somehow anyway