Sep
11
attn teens: how 2 make ur crush like u
1. tease them a little ;)
2. make fun of them even more ;)
3. blatantly insult them until they cry ;)
4. harvest the energy from their tears to transport yourself into an alternate universe where you are a less horrible person and your crush actually likes you ;)
5. kidnap your superior alternate self and hide them in a basement ;)
6. stare into your crush with cold dead eyes and smile ;)