more translos, starting a few pages earlier
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005653
my only regret is that i never got to hear her beatbox back at me. i bet her beats would have been SO ILL THAT i would have gotten pneumonia and died. at that point why even risk hanging around for the concert, just take my other arm and beat me to death with it. fuck. dress it up, put some glasses on it and a wig, put some lips on it. make it the band frontman and shit.
but really the only reason im being so sarcastic is because I was mad hatecrushing on her. her booty was a challenge and i had my climbing gear ready to scale mt. applebottom. bought a fucking oxygen tank because you know it takes my breath away. EXPEDITION CANCELLED.
we could have been scourge sisters, it would be like that tv show sister sister except vaguely incestual and a horrifying bloodbath to watch so actually better than that.
ANYWAY it was a good idea to take my arm redglare, because now not only do i have a good idea for my new band but also why does that guy have eyes for nipples.